Sewing Jokes

Sewing Jokes – this post has some sewing related jokes and a meme for each one. #Sewing #Jokes #SewingJokes

Sewing Jokes

These jokes about sewing are in text and a meme! Feel free to share these with that sewer in your life!

“I can’t remember any sewing jokes, I’m running out of material.”

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here are some more sewing jokes for you:

1. Why did the sewing machine break up with the calculator? Because it couldn’t handle its buttons!
2. Why did the seamstress hate her job? She was always hemmed in!
3. What do you call a sewing machine that can’t sew straight? A s-s-sew-sew machine!
4. Why did the thread get a ticket? It was caught looperating!
5. What did the tailor say to the rude customer? “Suit yourself!”
6. Why did the sewing machine go to the doctor? Because it was feeling tension!
7. Why do seamstresses make bad detectives? Because they’re always following a pattern!
8. How does a seamstress clean her sewing machine? She gives it a bobbin’ bath!
9. Why did the seamstress go to the psychiatrist? She was feeling a little unravelled.
10. What do you call a sewing machine that sings? A serenade machine.
11. What did the sewing machine say when it was asked to do a favor? “Sew you later!”
12. Why did the seamstress refuse to work with velvet? It was a corduroy of conditions.
13. Why was the thread always cold? It left its coat in the bobbin.
14. What did the seamstress say to the uncooperative fabric? “Don’t give me any static!”
15. What did the tailor say when he was complimented on his new suit? “Oh, this old thing? It’s just a stitch in time!”
16. What did the seamstress say when she was accused of being too picky? “Hey, I’m just trying to raise the hemline!”

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and possible made you laugh!

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