Sewing Jokes – this post has some sewing related jokes and a meme for each one. #Sewing #Jokes #SewingJokes
Sewing Jokes
These jokes about sewing are in text and a meme! Feel free to share these with that sewer in your life!
“I can’t remember any sewing jokes, I’m running out of material.”
here are some more sewing jokes for you:
- Why did the sewing machine break up with the calculator? Because it couldn’t handle its buttons!
- Why did the seamstress hate her job? She was always hemmed in!
- What do you call a sewing machine that can’t sew straight? A s-s-sew-sew machine!
- Why did the thread get a ticket? It was caught looperating!
- What did the tailor say to the rude customer? “Suit yourself!”
- Why did the sewing machine go to the doctor? Because it was feeling tension!
- Why do seamstresses make bad detectives? Because they’re always following a pattern!
- How does a seamstress clean her sewing machine? She gives it a bobbin’ bath!
- Why did the seamstress go to the psychiatrist? She was feeling a little unravelled.
- What do you call a sewing machine that sings? A serenade machine.
- What did the sewing machine say when it was asked to do a favor? “Sew you later!”
- Why did the seamstress refuse to work with velvet? It was a corduroy of conditions.
- Why was the thread always cold? It left its coat in the bobbin.
- What did the seamstress say to the uncooperative fabric? “Don’t give me any static!”
- What did the tailor say when he was complimented on his new suit? “Oh, this old thing? It’s just a stitch in time!”
- What did the seamstress say when she was accused of being too picky? “Hey, I’m just trying to raise the hemline!”
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and possible made you laugh!
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