Quilting Jokes

Quilting jokes – List of jokes relating to quilting. #Quilting #Jokes #QuiltingJokes

“What do you call a gathering of quilters?

A block party.”

How do quilting babies learn to walk?

With a walking foot.

Why couldn’t Santa convince the quilter to come to visit?

He didn’t have enough backing.

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Why you can never have too much fabric
Steve Sews Stuff Why you can never have too much fabric! #fabric #toomuchfabric Why you can never have too much fabric appeared first on Steve Sews Stuff. Read more »
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I Inked
I Inked - I think Pearl from Finding Nemo got into our printer at work … I Inked #IInked #Pearl #FindingNemo #Inked #ricoh #ricohprinter Somehow toner squirted on that one print. #printing #graphic design The post I Inked appeared first on SteveZ DesignZ. Read more »
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What is a sock monkey?
Steve Sews Stuff What is a sock monkey? A handmade stuffed monkey made from a sock. #socks #monkey #monkeys #sockmonkey #sockmonkeys Learn more about sock monkeys. What is a sock monkey? appeared first on Steve Sews Stuff. Read more »
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Acronym for Father Printable
Christian acronym for the word "Father". It is done like a free verse acrostic poem. You can even download a free version! Written by Steve Patterson. #Father #Dad #FathersDay #DadsAreAwesome #FatherAcronym Acronym for Father Printable appeared first on Courageous Christian Father. Read the full article at Acronym for Father Printable… Read more »
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500 Products
Steve Sews Stuff 500 Products there has been 500 products published at Steve Sews. #500 #500Products 500 Products appeared first on Steve Sews Stuff. Read more »
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The Leaning Barn – propping me up on the leaning side
The Leaning Barn - propping me up on the leaning side - “A pastor of a small church would occasionally call on one gentleman to pray, and every time this one particular guy would pray, he would end with the strangest statement, “And, oh Lord, prop us up on our… Read more »
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